0001Anonymous @ Teary-eyed. (Fukushima Prefecture) [us].Oct. 19, 2024 (Sat) 07:51:15.78ID:36LxsAbm0●
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0004Anonymous @ Teary-eyed. (Nagano Prefecture) [fr].Oct. 19, 2024 (Sat) 07:52:32.12ID:pfiyxPfM0
Yamashita Kiyoshi of the Reiwa era.
0081Anonymous @ Teary-eyed. (mushroom) [us].Oct. 19, 2024 (Sat) 08:32:25.79ID:5hlLfq8I0
>>4
The only thing they have in common is onigiri and being unemployed.
The only thing they have in common is onigiri and being unemployed.
0005Anonymous @ Teary-eyed. (Garden) [Nida].Oct. 19, 2024 (Sat) 07:53:02.81ID:9dym0Ami0(1/3)
Why didn’t you get an illegal part-time job before you lost all your money?
0006Anonymous @ Teary-eyed. (mushroom) [ca].Oct. 19, 2024 (Sat) 07:53:14.43ID:QXuU+tQV0
Make it a yakiniku bento.
0007Anonymous @ Teary-eyed. (Tokyo) [id].Oct. 19, 2024 (Sat) 07:53:28.74ID:pTj5HLam0(1/3)
Welfare is cheaper than putting someone in prison.
0008Anonymous @ Teary-eyed. (Zipangu) [us].Oct. 19, 2024 (Sat) 07:53:46.96ID:LSaFKyml0(1/2)
Can’t I get anything at city hall?
0009Security guard [lv.24](Zipang) [gb].Oct. 19, 2024 (Sat) 07:54:12.83ID:LyHWYk9y0
Is this a rice ball joke or a promotion for a morning drama?
0010Anonymous @ Teary-eyed. (Tokyo) [ro].Oct. 19, 2024 (Sat) 07:54:38.99ID:CBhWv4AP0
Don’t confront them, just take it away.
0045Anonymous @ Teary-eyed. (Kanagawa Prefecture) [Nida]Oct. 19, 2024 (Sat) 08:11:54.64ID:ndPxBiNa0(1/2)
>>10
If that was the case, you wouldn’t be able to go to jail for mere theft.
In order to get into jail, you had to at least pretend to be a robber.
Plus, it would be easier to carry it if they put it all in a plastic bag.
If that was the case, you wouldn’t be able to go to jail for mere theft.
In order to get into jail, you had to at least pretend to be a robber.
Plus, it would be easier to carry it if they put it all in a plastic bag.
0012Anonymous @ Teary-eyed. (Hiroshima Prefecture) [us].Oct. 19, 2024 (Sat) 07:55:00.50ID:lPY5NwAl0
Let me stock products at a convenience store.
0013Anonymous @ Teary-eyed. (Zipangu) [us].Oct. 19, 2024 (Sat) 07:55:04.59ID:LSaFKyml0(2/2)
Would it be best to collapse at the police or a public hospital and get diagnosed with malnutrition?
Begging is no good.
Begging is no good.
0016Anonymous @ Teary-eyed. (Tokyo) [id].Oct. 19, 2024 (Sat) 07:56:14.13ID:pTj5HLam0(2/3)
>>13
He’ll probably get welfare.
He’ll probably get welfare.
0014Anonymous @ Teary-eyed. (Garden) [Nida].Oct. 19, 2024 (Sat) 07:55:47.25ID:TwtgFFcK0
Incompetent people should not cause trouble for others until the very end.
0052Anonymous @ Teary-eyed. (mushroom) [us].Oct. 19, 2024 (Sat) 08:15:06.17ID:duoHXo120
>>14
Just give him the raw one quickly.
Just give him the raw one quickly.
0015Anonymous @ Teary-eyed. (Aichi Prefecture) [us].Oct. 19, 2024 (Sat) 07:56:11.29ID:Yay6QLst0
Go rob something expensive from a department store basement or something…
0017Anonymous @ Teary-eyed. (Mikaka) [gb].Oct. 19, 2024 (Sat) 07:56:57.94ID:YTYSh5HS0
Is it because in the detention center there is a bedding and food?
0018hage security guard [lv.18](Mikaka) [cl].Oct. 19, 2024 (Sat) 07:57:03.04ID:/OS+BYHJ0(1/4)
I’m from the Ice Age generation 😭
Thank you, LDP.
Thank you, LDP.
0019Anonymous @ Teary-eyed. (Osaka Prefecture) [us].Oct. 19, 2024 (Sat) 07:57:13.08ID:BGYannNX0
If you go to the city hall you can get food support. There is surplus emergency food everywhere, so you can get food before it is thrown away. If you can’t afford food, be sure to go before committing a crime.
0020Anonymous @ Teary-eyed. (mushroom) [us].Oct. 19, 2024 (Sat) 07:57:37.32ID:ZeABsyII0
I wish they’d just do Uber Eats. Maybe they didn’t know because they were too ignorant.
0022Anonymous @ Teary-eyed. (Tokyo) [it].Oct. 19, 2024 (Sat) 07:57:43.92ID:DNnMIzvZ0
Everyone can think of committing robbery on purpose to get caught, but if you don’t mind getting caught, I think there must be a better crime to commit (a crime where you have a high chance of getting caught, but with the chance of making a lot of money if you don’t get caught).
0023Anonymous @ Teary-eyed. (mushroom) [eu].Oct. 19, 2024 (Sat) 07:58:14.46ID:bg6+O5Ro0
The fate of a low-class Kenmomen.
0024Anonymous @ Teary-eyed. (garden) [us].Oct. 19, 2024 (Sat) 07:58:27.92ID:4mfip6jc0
Many members of the Ice Age generation would be happier in prison than living an honest life in the free world. They can’t receive welfare and would have no choice but to starve to death in the free world, so they commit crimes as an emergency measure to get protection in prison. I think this is a natural progression.
0026Anonymous @ Teary-eyed. (Tokyo) [Nida]Oct. 19, 2024 (Sat) 07:59:38.81ID:6ery90pG0
I don’t understand why people don’t work in a world with such a labor shortage. If they were depressed they wouldn’t even be able to rob someone. Maybe they spent all their money on pachinko or something.
0037hage security guard [lv.18](Mikaka) [cl].Oct. 19, 2024 (Sat) 08:05:38.23ID:/OS+BYHJ0(3/4)
>>26
Even if there’s a labor shortage, we don’t need people from the ice age generation
A new 43-year-old has joined our workplace as a part-time worker
There are so many non-regular employees in their 40s, lol
His take-home pay is 130,000 yen (´・ω・｀).
Even if there’s a labor shortage, we don’t need people from the ice age generation
A new 43-year-old has joined our workplace as a part-time worker
There are so many non-regular employees in their 40s, lol
His take-home pay is 130,000 yen (´・ω・｀).
0028Anonymous @ Teary-eyed. (Gifu Prefecture) [ca].Oct. 19, 2024 (Sat) 08:00:54.87ID:6Kw4L7Fp0
This is like job hunting.
0030Anonymous @ Teary-eyed. (Mikaka) [cn].Oct. 19, 2024 (Sat) 08:02:16.74ID:dMn5QkhL0
So prison is better than working at the bottom for minimum wage?
0031Anonymous @ Teary-eyed. (mushroom) [us].Oct. 19, 2024 (Sat) 08:02:40.25ID:t1evV7rn0
Foreigners on welfare are smarter.
0035Anonymous @ Teary-eyed. (Tokyo) [de].Oct. 19, 2024 (Sat) 08:05:18.58ID:rS8i0oaY0
Why don’t you get some day labor, we have several people doing that too.
0036Anonymous @ Teary-eyed. (Garden) [Nida].Oct. 19, 2024 (Sat) 08:05:22.18ID:9dym0Ami0(2/3)
Everyone says that prison is better than welfare because you get meals every day and it’s cleaner.
0072Anonymous @ Teary-eyed. (SoftBank) [ca].Oct. 19, 2024 (Sat) 08:28:53.89ID:MdtfGHBU0(1/2)
>>36
For those who don’t cook for themselves…
For those who don’t cook for themselves…
0038Anonymous @ Teary-eyed. (mushroom) [eu].Oct. 19, 2024 (Sat) 08:05:54.30ID:2V/6jUIL0
Thank you Koizumi Takenaka.
0040Anonymous @ Teary-eyed. (Garden) [fr].Oct. 19, 2024 (Sat) 08:10:19.43ID:nLuiL8Ou0
What about paying for it yourself?
0041Anonymous @ Teary-eyed. (Hyogo Prefecture) [us].Oct. 19, 2024 (Sat) 08:10:34.18ID:swaN1JSk0
Once you’re past 40 and approaching 50, your body starts to give out all at once.
You can’t do it unless you’re a day laborer or someone who’s been using their body for a long time.
You can’t do it unless you’re a day laborer or someone who’s been using their body for a long time.
0042Anonymous @ Teary-eyed. (Hyogo Prefecture) [us].Oct. 19, 2024 (Sat) 08:11:07.06ID:EuyDHuvv0
You can’t serve time in prison for such a minor offence.
0048Anonymous @ Teary-eyed. (Kanagawa Prefecture) [Nida]Oct. 19, 2024 (Sat) 08:14:02.93ID:ndPxBiNa0(2/2)
>>42
Robbery is not a misdemeanor, it’s punishable by 5 years or more in prison.
Robbery is not a misdemeanor, it’s punishable by 5 years or more in prison.
0046Anonymous @ Teary-eyed. (Garden) [no].Oct. 19, 2024 (Sat) 08:11:57.51ID:CF4RQC7K0
There’s going to be a lot more news about the Marginal Ice Age People.
0049Anonymous @ Teary-eyed. (Miyagi Prefecture) [mx].Oct. 19, 2024 (Sat) 08:14:19.72ID:CRZL07Bu0
Five days is too much.
0050Anonymous @ Teary-eyed. (mushroom) [us].Oct. 19, 2024 (Sat) 08:14:36.39ID:Zz/NaNC40
Work.
0051Anonymous @ Teary-eyed. (Zipangu) [us].Oct. 19, 2024 (Sat) 08:14:53.35ID:7hZuOHnO0
If you guys get to this point, go to city hall. There are places that will give you cup ramen or 500 yen.
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