Ig Nobel Prize Japan “We discovered the ability to breathe through our buttocks...”

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0001Mr.Shoko★.Sep. 13, 2024 (Fri) 07:31:53.41ID:oQQq+/vc9
Ig Nobel Prize: Japanese research team wins Nobel Prize in Physiology or Physiology | NHK
September 13, 2024 7:08 AM
The winners of the Ig Nobel Prize, a parody of the Nobel Prize given to unique research, have been announced, and this year a research team from Japan and other countries won the Nobel Prize in Physiology or Physiology for “discovering that animals such as pigs have the ability to breathe from their anus.” This is the 18th consecutive year that a Japanese person has won the award. The Ig Nobel Prize was established in 1991 by an American scientific magazine as a parody of the Nobel Prize, and is awarded to research that makes people laugh and think. This year’s winners were announced on the 13th (Japan time), and the research team led by Professor Takebe Takanori of Tokyo Medical and Dental University and Osaka University won the Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine. The research team conducted experiments in which they pumped a special liquid containing a high concentration of oxygen into the intestines of pigs and other animals that were having difficulty breathing through their lungs. As a result, the oxygen levels in the blood of all the animals increased significantly, and it was confirmed that, under certain conditions, the symptoms of respiratory failure in pigs improved. The organizers praised the award for “discovering that many mammals have the ability to breathe through their anus,” and this marks the 18th consecutive year that a Japanese person has won the award. In addition, nine other researches were awarded, including a well-known American psychologist who conducted research during World War II into a guided missile in which pigeons trained to recognize targets were placed inside the warhead and launched, and a research team from the Netherlands and other countries who conducted an experiment in which they actually tossed a coin more than 350,000 times to demonstrate that there is a bias in the probability of the coin landing on heads or tails. Professor Takebe specializes in “regenerative medicine” and announces a series of groundbreaking results
Although the theme of this research is intestinal breathing, Professor Takebe Takanori (37) actually specializes in “regenerative medicine.” In this field, where researchers from around the world are competing fiercely, we have announced a series of groundbreaking results. It was 11 years ago, at the age of 26, that he and a collaborator became the first to succeed in creating a cell mass with liver functions from human IPS cells, attracting worldwide attention. (Omitted)
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Ig Nobel Prize Japan

イグ・ノーベル賞 18年連続日本人が受賞 ブタはお尻からも呼吸 | NHK
【NHK】ノーベル賞のパロディーで、ユニークな研究などに贈られる「イグ・ノーベル賞」の受賞者が発表され、ことしは、ブタなどの動物に…
0048Anonymous Donburako.Sep. 13, 2024 (Fri) 07:44:04.57ID:1BedlKwa0
>>1
> ▽The “Probability Prize” was awarded to a research team from the Netherlands and other countries that conducted an experiment in which they actually threw a coin more than 350,000 times to show that there is a bias in the probability of the coin landing on heads or tails.

The original paper states that “we have confirmed that when the set side is random, the probability of the coin landing on heads or tails is the same,” so it is incorrect to say that there is a bias in the probability of the coin landing.
It is more of a conditional probability that “if you check the set side before tossing, the probability of the same side landing is high.”

0002Anonymous Donburako.Sep. 13, 2024 (Fri) 07:32:51.63ID:XztlG4ck0
When the poop starts to come out and the exit is blocked, it becomes hard to breathe…
0032! donguri.Sep. 13, 2024 (Fri) 07:40:01.19ID:PrjyHMYf0
>>2
That’s true lol.
0004Anonymous Donburako.Sep. 13, 2024 (Fri) 07:33:10.53ID:eYAe91o90
Is that a water bug lol?
0005Anonymous Donburako.Sep. 13, 2024 (Fri) 07:34:36.32ID:9Z8VcPCL0
I guess they were conducting some kind of torture experiment.
0103Anonymous Donburako.Sep. 13, 2024 (Fri) 07:58:40.55ID:/cfwrCB30
>>5
After that, it was delicious.
0006Anonymous Donburako.Sep. 13, 2024 (Fri) 07:34:47.96ID:mUd6bbnB0
I only put this in because it was hard to breathe.
0007Anonymous Donburako.Sep. 13, 2024 (Fri) 07:34:57.97ID:K0LvfPFR0
Sometimes I vomit instead of breathing.
0008Security Guard [lv.5] [Sprout].Sep. 13, 2024 (Fri) 07:35:15.76ID:M2eFNR270
The butt is not an exit, it’s an entrance.
0009Anonymous Donburako.Sep. 13, 2024 (Fri) 07:35:28.80ID:tTJO3SCQ0
Seriously?
0010Anonymous Donburako.Sep. 13, 2024 (Fri) 07:35:40.60ID:lbqS1Jir0
Is the liquid oxygen seen in the movie The Abyss impossible to achieve?
0011Anonymous Donburako.Sep. 13, 2024 (Fri) 07:35:40.62ID:WC6E2s600
Here it comes, old man.
0012Anonymous Donburako.Sep. 13, 2024 (Fri) 07:35:46.55ID:ymMOlEgs0
Smoke in your asshole.
0013Anonymous Donburako.Sep. 13, 2024 (Fri) 07:35:55.27ID:eq6vOGe70
lcl injection!
0014Anonymous Donburako.Sep. 13, 2024 (Fri) 07:36:06.72ID:7XuZCf9L0(1/3)
This is so stupid lol
Well, the food you eat comes out of your ass
so if you send oxygen to your ass it’ll flow back lol
I seriously hate it lol.
0015Anonymous Donburako.Sep. 13, 2024 (Fri) 07:36:18.08ID:ZuKIdH7c0(1/2)
If I master this, will I be able to nullify finishing moves? It’s like a tip for the groin.
0016Anonymous Donburako.Sep. 13, 2024 (Fri) 07:36:47.71ID:hJPt2WpY0(1/2)
The first form of Butt Breathing.
0017Anonymous Donburako.Sep. 13, 2024 (Fri) 07:36:48.29ID:kh/Cs1wZ0
It was a piece in a boys’ magazine about shocking topics around the world, and there was a picture of what looked like an Indian ascetic burying his head in the ground and breathing through his anus for what seemed to be hours or days.
0018Anonymous Donburako.Sep. 13, 2024 (Fri) 07:37:05.81ID:jFB6I2nM0(1/2)
Dozeu.
0019Anonymous Donburako.Sep. 13, 2024 (Fri) 07:37:19.65ID:fl8e09ug0
I put the stool test paper in the toilet, but the pee comes out first and it sinks before the poop comes out.
0020Anonymous Donburako.Sep. 13, 2024 (Fri) 07:38:32.74ID:7M0fX1gV0
It’s definitely a butthole.
0023Anonymous Donburako.Sep. 13, 2024 (Fri) 07:39:01.85ID:Hvzkctdn0
>>20
“Right!”
0021Anonymous Donburako.Sep. 13, 2024 (Fri) 07:38:37.81ID:AtFJk2AU0
Has this been a step forward in the development of the personality excretion jelly seen in erotic manga?
0022Anonymous Donburako.Sep. 13, 2024 (Fri) 07:38:40.01ID:XaRGQW6S0
I discovered that anal sex feels good (`・_・´).
0025Anonymous Donburako.Sep. 13, 2024 (Fri) 07:39:29.15ID:eeZdjK0f0
Maybe Japan is the only participating country?
0027Anonymous Donburako.Sep. 13, 2024 (Fri) 07:39:36.16ID:5oip8Ger0
Nico-chan the Great Demon King.
0029Anonymous Donburako.Sep. 13, 2024 (Fri) 07:39:42.93ID:jFB6I2nM0(2/2)
The researcher is from the Tunnels generation.
0030Anonymous Donburako.Sep. 13, 2024 (Fri) 07:39:59.48ID:R1KNOhXq0
A giant water bug, or a water mantis.
0031Anonymous Donburako.Sep. 13, 2024 (Fri) 07:40:00.29ID:sIongakU0
Butt breathing first form: “Johnny’s”.
0033(Kanagawa Prefecture)(Tokyo)(Mushroom)Neko Neko Japan.Sep. 13, 2024 (Fri) 07:40:24.79ID:o+tg7Hxo0
This is where animal protection groups come in.
0046Hunter [Lv.146][SR Warrior][SR Defense][Seedling].Sep. 13, 2024 (Fri) 07:43:43.27ID:/mu4IB/x0(1/2)
>>33
Isn’t it more likely that specialists will be treating animals with respiratory failure?
They probably did it on animals with reduced lung function.
0034Anonymous Donburako.Sep. 13, 2024 (Fri) 07:40:43.84ID:VhtoV+JJ0
Is it Nobel Prize season already?
0035Anonymous Donburako.Sep. 13, 2024 (Fri) 07:41:05.14ID:ViT3k4Ld0
Turtles too.
0036Anonymous Donburako.Sep. 13, 2024 (Fri) 07:41:05.79ID:ddDWkZ4Y0
It’s all over, cat country.
0037Anonymous Donburako.Sep. 13, 2024 (Fri) 07:41:13.67ID:ymn4sOKM0
However, the magic comes out of the butt.
0114Anonymous Donburako.Sep. 13, 2024 (Fri) 08:01:18.95ID:WFvyENDk0
>>37
It’s Gochinko lol.
0038Security Guard [lv.12] [new].Sep. 13, 2024 (Fri) 07:41:19.55ID:F57UL9Mj0
Butt breathing.
0039Anonymous Donburako.Sep. 13, 2024 (Fri) 07:41:20.64ID:hJPt2WpY0(2/2)
Artificial respiration from the ass…😨.
0040Anonymous Donburako.Sep. 13, 2024 (Fri) 07:41:47.66ID:VfnrI8N50
If this is the case, can South Korea also win many awards?
It seems unlikely that they will win the Nobel Prize.
0079Anonymous Donburako.Sep. 13, 2024 (Fri) 07:52:21.75ID:9Zbawmvx0
>>40
I don’t think Koreans have the humor or the funny, serious temperament to win an Ig Nobel Prize.
0041Anonymous Donburako.Sep. 13, 2024 (Fri) 07:42:15.81ID:GNq7vDLj0
The Japanese government should be given an Ig Nobel Prize for continuing to hand out money to the elderly while young people suffer from poverty and are unable to properly marry or raise children.
0042Anonymous Donburako.Sep. 13, 2024 (Fri) 07:42:16.12ID:Kp2pbpHl0
Does the Probability Prize know about the achievements of a great pioneer who once studied the game of flipping?
0107Security Guard [lv.6] [Sprout].Sep. 13, 2024 (Fri) 07:59:50.00ID:9J8OZD1d0(1/2)
>>42
In the hand.
0051Anonymous Donburako.Sep. 13, 2024 (Fri) 07:44:43.42ID:AyPJMLcm0
Brr, I just breathed, I just breathed.
0052Anonymous Donburako.Sep. 13, 2024 (Fri) 07:45:09.54ID:JaLpPgUB0
Sorry, can someone give me artificial respiration through my lower mouth?
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